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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:31

Then came..
Still no good
No go.
Trump insults Powell again as another top Fed official joins the call to lower interest rates - CNN
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
BYU’s Lexy Lowry destroys national record, finishes 2nd in NCAA steeplechase - Deseret News
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Bitcoin: Despite $11B ETF inflows, BTC stalls below $110K – Reasons? - AMBCrypto
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
NASA says 'city killer' asteroid could smash into moon and is 'not safe' - Irish Star
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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