What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Still no good

No go.

Trump insults Powell again as another top Fed official joins the call to lower interest rates - CNN

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

BYU’s Lexy Lowry destroys national record, finishes 2nd in NCAA steeplechase - Deseret News

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Splitgate 2 Dev Says He's Tired Of Playing Call Of Duty And Wants Titanfall 3 While Wearing A 'Make FPS Great Again' Hat - Kotaku

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

June's full 'Strawberry Moon' illuminates the night sky next week: Here's how to see it - Space

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Bitcoin: Despite $11B ETF inflows, BTC stalls below $110K – Reasons? - AMBCrypto

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

NASA says 'city killer' asteroid could smash into moon and is 'not safe' - Irish Star

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Ironheart’ EP Ryan Coogler, Star Dominique Thorne Tease Show’s Connection To Marvel’s ‘Avengers: Doomsday’: “Great Sample Of Things To Come” - Deadline

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

I am 26 now. I have wasted my 4 years of my life on government job preparation. I had put all my effort to get a job, but did not succeed. What should I do now?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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